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A Chat With a Jerkface

  • Riz: You're full of shit.
  • [friend]: Nah I'm going to side with her on this one
  • [redacted...]
  • [friend]: you being a talker
  • Riz: Lol.
  • Riz: Yeah, that was a golden moment.
  • [friend]: although you could almost take her comment as a compliment
  • Riz: That its possible for me to be "pretty"??
  • [friend]: exactly. maybe she meant "man-pretty"
  • Riz: Wow, I'm getting burned like crazy in the last 24 hours,
  • Riz: First brina and now you.
  • Riz: Remind me to punch you in the kidneys on saturday.
  • [friend]: lol. don't forget to collect the interest on that punch
  • [friend]: it's pretty overdue. you may have to get somebody with less pretty knuckles to do the hitting hard enough
  • Riz: It's been 6 years in the making. Ever since that birthday.
  • Riz: Oh man. I guess I have to tubmble blog this too.
  • [friend]: haha you totally have a list, don't you? there's a piece of paper in your house with:
  • [friend]: PEOPLE TO PUNCH
  • - [friend]
  • [friend]: written on it
  • [friend]: I know it
  • [redacted...]
  • [friend]: i'm picturing
  • Steve Buscemi in Billy Maddison
  • Riz: Lolz
  • [friend]: PEOPLE NOT TO LEND THINGS TO
  • - [friend]
  • [friend]: PEOPLE TO GET MY SHIT BACK FROM
  • - [friend]
  • [friend]: PEOPLE WHOSE MAN PRETTINESS I'M SECRETLY JEALOUS OF
  • - [friend]