January 2008
56 posts
Overheard
“I hate when someone is in the same bed as me. I can’t sleep with anyone. I like, always kick guys out of my bed and send them home.”
“This manual expects a basic knowledge of PHP and HTML. A familiarity with the...”
– It’s always nice to have little jokes in technical manuals. (Source)
“You’re a big fat loser tool… you’re a tool that losers use....”
– Brina commenting on me saying “I’m not a loser, I have a hot girlfriend, you should meet her some time.”
(Note: this is related to the picture found at http://tunerds.com/stuff/resources/Riz_is_awesome.jpg)
Friend: omg, i just saw what you posted on [removed_to_protect_the_innocent] wall. have you considered that you may have too much free time
Riz: The thought had crossed my mind.
Riz: but it only took like 5 min.
Friend: yes, but still
Riz: 5 min of work for hours of fun joking later. Worth it.
Friend: sounds like a mastercard commercial
[redacted]
Riz: I'm such a loser, I'm getting way too much enjoyment out of this awesomeness picture.
Risa: are you revising it?
Riz: no... just looking at it and laughing.
Riz: I feel like i'm back at GW
Friend: put a quote in from some uber cool guy being like "so last night riz and i were chilling over a few pints, and i couldn't help but sit back and wonder what i had to do to be as awesome as him"
Riz: lol
Friend: the sad part is i could see [boyfriend's name] making something like this
Riz: make sure you send it to him.
1 tag
Watch5-min to prepare a 5-min group presentation on how great Toronto is for international students. This is my 1 min chunk on entertainment. To improve: I say “ummm” too much, I look at my notes too much, I went over time (hence the funny ending), and I speak really quickly.
“It’s so rewarding to tinker with something until you get it right. Being a...”
– Ricky, on making a website for his girlfriend Anna
“Its so hard for me, i know pirates are better than ninjas, but this guy i know...”
– http://beta.grouphug.us/confessions/895939914
I like french fries
The Movie: I feel like I just found out that my favorite love song is about a sandwich
Riz: HA!
Brina: In your case replace sandwich with french fries and it makes sense.
Riz: hahahahahahahahah (Laughing uncontrollably)
http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/2560/196/ →
Lazy Grad Student (you wish you were me)
Friend: why are you staying until Tuesday/Wednesday?
Riz: I have 2-day school weeks now.
Friend: nice!
Riz: thursday and friday only.
Riz: it's pretty sweet.
Riz: Riz - (noun, reh is) lazy grad student.
Cynicism
Ali says I’m losing some of my cynicism… Must work on that. It’s a defining characteristic.
Funny thing at the gym →
Some guy: So, you gonna hit the tables while you're here?
VC: Gambling is my job. When I come to Vegas, I hit the spa.
(source: http://valleywag.com/341697/overheard-at-the-flickim-party)
Still in shape! Kinda
I haven’t gone to the gym for 3 weeks—doctor’s orders since I hurt my back. Today was my first day back and I can almost lift as much weight and I *lost* a few pounds. Go figure, xmas didn’t kill my years of work.
Still in shape! Kinda
I haven’t gone to the gym for 3 weeks—doctor’s orders since I hurt my back. Today was my first day back and I can almost lift as much weight and I *lost* a few pounds. Go figure, xmas didn’t kill my years of work.
WatchVacation in your pocket! — lindsaycampbell
It's emo rock and roll for me....
Riz: yeah, it just really sucks.
Riz: and i'm feeling emo about it.
Friend: emo??? oh no
Friend: don't start wearing eyeliner on me!!
Riz: and cutting my wrists with paper from my poems where i pour my soul out?
Friend: yah please don't
